Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.
— (via uncongenial)
Three simple rules in life. 1. If you do not go after what you want, you’ll never have it. 2. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. 3. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place.
— (via neavou)
I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11